There's something wrong with the gravity

Either I've got some serious problems with allergies or somebody has knocked my sense of gravity off-kilter. Maybe I'm just used to standing at 6 Degrees West Longitude. Here at 85 Degrees, I'm standing nearly sideways. How's that theory work out for you all? So, if I fall over or stand leaning sideways, maybe I'm still getting used to being back on this side of the planet. Cut me some slack, will ya?